Bet you didn’t realize that your love of T-Swift or Kanye actually impacted your sex life in any way other than your sexy-time playlist, but it might. Don’t believe us? Here’s a very un-scientific breakdown of what the artist you listen to on repeat says about your time in the sack. Take these with a grain of salt, folks.
The Black Keys: Your dirty talk game is on fleek.
Bob Dylan: You make an exceptional amount of eye contact during sex. We’re not even mad about it; we’re actually impressed.
DeadMau5: You move around a lot and have much more enthusiasm than rhythm. Hey, to each their own.
Drake: Sex is okay, but cuddling is the BEST.
Florida Georgia Line: You’ve never and will never turn down a legitimate offer for a threesome.
Judas Priest: If there are no whips or chains involved, you’re probably not enjoying yourself.
Kanye West: You’re always thinking of the same person while you havesex: yourself. We respect that, girl.
Katy Perry: Your sex life is basically a teenage dream.
Lil Wayne: You could do something other than 69ing, but why would you?
Madonna: You insist on changing positions every 30 to 40 seconds—not because it feels good, but because you don’t want anyone to get bored.
Major Lazer: Most of your sex has happened on dance floors and semi-permanent bathrooms.
The Rolling Stones: Sometimes you fake it, even when you’re by yourself. After all, you can’t get no satisfaction.
The Smiths: You’ve tried pegging and you give it two thumbs way up.
Taylor Swift: You’ve fantasized mid-sex about getting it on while on an African safari with Scott Eastwood more times than you’re willing to admit.